Surgeons' insights

5 Surgeons!

Five  surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate  on. 

 

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants  on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is  numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The  third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best,  everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon,  from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys  always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth  surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all  wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There's no guts, no  heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine… Plus, the head and the ass are  interchangeable.'

 

Email from Richard Kreindler