Monday, August 22, 2011

Golf Jokes, which one do you like best?

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. ‘Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?’, Ole demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.' 

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20.   Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over.  The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where tha friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' 
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, ‘Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit'.
Sam Snead was lining up a short putt to win a tournament. He missed it badly and went on to place second.  His wife had been watching on TV, and when he called her later she said "how could you have missed such an easy putt?" "Just as I was lining it up", he said, "There was a woman sitting on the fringe right in the line, and she had no panties on!" "That shouldn't have bothered've seen lots of pussies!" said his wife. "Yeah, I know, but this was nibbling at the grass!"
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