Thursday, February 2, 2012

Sex After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:  "Judy . . . Judy."
"Is that you, George?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, and I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times.
"Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
"After supper, it's back to golf course, again. Then it's more sex … until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, George . . . are you in Heaven?"
"No . . . I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

Email from Inshik Chung

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