Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right… and the other is the husband!
A husband & wife always compromise.A husband always admits that he is wrong, and the wife agrees with him.
A Husband & wife had a long argument.Wife concluded: See my dear, do you want to WIN or be HAPPY?
Boy: My dad is a billionaire & 93-years old. He will die soon. Will you marry me?
A week later she became his step-mother.
Moral: Don’t give ideas to girls.
No one teaches a volcano how to erupt...No one teaches a tsunami how to arise…
No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around...
No one teaches a man how to choose a wife…
Natural Disasters just happen…!!!
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?The mafia want either your money or your life...
The wives want both!
After a Search with these keywords on Google 'How to tackle a wife?'.The Google search result was, 'Good day sir, even we are searching'.
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Can you imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.I am sure Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
Whisky is a brilliant invention…One double and you start feeling single again.
American: In India, do you guys call your wives ‘HONEY’ in your native language?Indian: Oh no; we call them BEE-BEE… They sting twice as hard as 1 HONEY BEE…
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