Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Custody Battle

 A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. 

The wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor, Child should be in my custody." 

The judge turns to the husband and says: "What do you have to say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. 

"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? 
The machine’s or mine?"

Email from Woo Young Kim

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