Retirement is different for everyone

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a

nursing home.  On the front lawn were six old

ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda,

Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued
on my way to the store. On my return trip, I
passed the same nursing home with the same
six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, and
I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home
Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked
on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes,
and they're having a yard sale.'

Email from Woo Young Kim