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BARACK OBAMA: Let me be
perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No
chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
MICHELLE OBAMA: Let them
eat chicken. But no larger than six trimmed ounces with a healthy, fresh
variety of colorful veggies and their choice of yogurt or fruit for dessert. If
there's any questions, I'll be in Aspen.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends,
the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in
cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the
road.
HILLARY CLINTON: What
difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't
really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or
against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my
gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the
left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken
crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not
cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the
chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I
voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong
road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it
now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all
the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we
have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the
problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other
side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is
acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new
problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand
that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so
badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls,
which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he
can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the
chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have
reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have
access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken
crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he
walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the
job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called
me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the
Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No
little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken
cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die
in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the
chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it
the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. If you eat that
chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort
out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road.
It's as plain and as simple as that.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't
that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell,
for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious
case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the
road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the
nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all
the chickens in the world, crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just
released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an
integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will
never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the
chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I
miss one? To keep from becoming one of my nuggets?
EDGAR ALLEN POE....to
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
GRANDPA: In my day we
didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken
crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
GRANDMA: To show the
opossum and armadillo that it could be done?
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