Ya'
gotta love this guy!!!!!
Meet
Walter Barnes
- All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!
- All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!
Toward
the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many
of
you have forgiven your enemies?"
80%
held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All
responded
this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.
"Mr.
Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I
don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr.
Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight,"
he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped
their
hands.
"Oh,
Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in
all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in
the
world?"
The
old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit,
turned
around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all
them
assholes" - and he calmly returned to his seat.
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