Monday, August 31, 2015

Rules for Senior Golfers


15385-MH Rules for Senior Golfers as of 8/1/2015

RULE 1.A.5 
A ball sliced or hooked into the Rough shall be lifted and placed on the
Fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the Rough
with no penalty. The senior player should NOT be penalized for tall grass
which ground keepers did not mow. 

RULE 2.D.6 (B) 
A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed NOT to have hit the tree. This is
simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior
player must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it HAD NOT
HIT the tree and play the ball from there. 

RULE 3.B.3(G) 
There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near
the course, and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone, thereby
making it a stolen ball. The senior player is not to compound  the felony by
charging himself with a penalty. 

RULE 4.C.7(H) 
If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have
dropped. The Law of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf. 

RULE 5. 
Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be
blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole.
No one wants to make a mockery of the game. 

RULE 6.A.9(K) 
There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds." If penny-pinching golf
course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior
player deserves an apology, not a penalty. 

RULE 7.G.15(Z) 
There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should
float. Senior players should not be penalized for any shortcomings of the
manufacturers. 

RULE 8.K.9(S) 
Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf
equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many senior players,

ONE STROKE PER HOLE MAY BE SUBTRACTED FOR USING OLD EQUIPMENT. 
PLEASE ADVISE YOUR SENIOR FRIENDS OF THESE IMPORTANT RULE CHANGES AND  KEEP MULTIPLE COPIES IN YOUR GOLF BAG. THOSE NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES NEED TO BE PROVIDED A COPY. GOLF IS A GAME OF INTEGRITY.

Ed Kubrin

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